You know who could write an insanely awesome Kool-Aid Man comic?
Seriously; you’d just need to hand him the base idea, and tell him to “Go do that thing you do.”
The Kool-Aid Man would wander through time and space and other planes of existence. The evolution of the Thirsties would be explored. There would be reference to the Jonestown massacre, and it would be pointed out that they didn’t drink Kool-Aid there. The comic would acknowledge that the Kool-Aid Man is an irredeemable slayer of Thirsties. And Ruining Fun would be explicitly treated as the Thirsties’ religion.
Grant Morrison, man. I’m telling you.